Fan is an up-and-coming blogger with high hopes for his Inanimate Insanity blog. He has had several years experience in the art of blogging and before being a competitor was an avid fan of the show, though he still is today.
Cherries is a very interesting guy, or should I say guys? They’re two people, but they might as well be one person, since they both share the same thoughts about stuff! I notice that sometimes one mimes what the other is referring to. As for their physical appearance, they are somewhat small and connected at a green stem that has two leaves. They also tend to have white shine marks on each of them at all times, which is odd. Another interesting thing about him is that he seems to have made masks of everyone. I wonder if he made one of me…I should ask, I’d totally wear it! When Cherries saw me typing up this blog he called me weird for “observing every physical feature” of him, but I think he’s the weird one! HE must have had to observe every physical feature of everyone to make those incredibly lifelike masks! They’re amazingly accurate, it’s truly a marvel!
- Your Loyal Fan
While we were on Mars, we stumbled across an egg of some kind! As soon as I saw this green-striped oblate spheroid, I really wanted to write a blog about it, but for some reason there’s no internet signal on Mars! That’s absurd! Who do I write a complaint to about that?! Anyway, the egg seems pretty cool, it keeps me company in my lonely hours. Sure, it sounds pathetic, but truly… well.. ugh, whatever. Forget I said anything. Speaking of the egg, I have it beside me right now as I type. It’s so inspiring! You know, looking at it, I realize that the stripes look eerily similar to the mountains on the island! Speaking of those mountains, when the heck did they even show up? They were never there in the first season! This must mean something… I’m going to go work on a theory. Talk to you soon, my loyal readers!
- Your Loyal Fan
Hello again my brethren! Today I have something a little different for y’all! I've noticed that a bunch of people, and by a bunch I mean about four, have messaged me that they think they're the biggest fan of II. I take that as a personal insult. I am the self-proclaimed number one fan of Inanimate Insanity. I don't mean to be egotistical, but I need to hold onto that title cause it’s all I have in life, along with an egg! So how dare those four Internet users try to take that away from me?! "But Fan," you might say, "What if they really are bigger fans than you? Maybe I’M even a bigger fan than you! Ever think of that you insecure cretin?!" To that I respond, “That’s a bit rude.” But I also counter with a little creation I like to call the Fan Exam. I was going to call it the Omicron Gambit, but that name was already taken… (+1 point if you got THAT reference!). It contains 15 short response questions about II. I'm so overly confident (and sure that you’d do so anyway) that I'll even let you use the Internet to look up the episodes, if there is service where you are! And since you are reading this, there probably is! I will release the answers next week, that way no one can use them! This test will prove definitively that I know the most about this show, or will it? Since, if you get a perfect score, I'll be extremely angry, and plus, I’ll give your account name a shout-out in my next blog, and since so many people read them, you'll get famous!! Send in your answers to Fan's Email (Click Me!) I offer this test for anyone out there in the world who wants to take it, but be warned that if you do not get that perfect score (and you won't) that you'll have to go the rest of your life knowing that you are not II's biggest fan. What a sad existence that would be... Now without further ado, I present to you the 2013 Fan Exam!
1. As of May 2013, how many times has OJ shattered?
2. What were the elimination prizes in Season 1 Episode 6, and how many were given out?
3. Name a character that did not speak in Season 1 Episode 5.
4. Who said, "We don't speak high-pitched squeaker language!"?
5. What aquatic mammal made an appearance in Season 1 Episode 2?
6. What had to be retrieved from the bottom of the ocean in the Episode 11 challenge?
7. Who said, "Sharing is caring!"?
8. In which episode did Salt and Pepper have bad luck?
9. As of May 2013, how many times has Toilet brought back wires for MePhone4?
10. Which character went to Narnia?
11. Which character has gotten the most total elimination votes?
12. How many times did Paper turn into Evil Paper (complete with angry eyes?)
13. Which character has a talking hand?
14. As of May 2013, how many times has Balloon said “Oh, c’mon” (not counting the Episode 7 flashback)?
15. Who said, “Use your legs and jump!”?
- Your Loyal Fan
MIC IS CATCHING UP fjldsafkndsalvsafds oops I tripped! Hope I didn’t write anything weird, it’s not like I proofread these. brb! WOW, I can’t believe I did it!!! I just crossed the finish line and won a challenge on INANIMATE INSANITY, even though Mic was catching up!!! I’ve been dreaming about this my whole life, or, well, at least since II existed. And I haven’t really lived that long anyway. But yeah!!! You guys saw how I look like opened up for the first time. I usually don’t open up cause I don’t like people seeing my insides. I’m a bit insecure about it. I know, me being insecure, it’s hard to believe! So yeah, I just wanted to write this blog post like I said I was gonna in the episode- wait OH MY FAN FICTION YANG JUST HIT MARSHMALLOW! Ooh, that’s gonna leave a mark! I wonder if she’s okay… someone really should go help her up. I can’t cause I’m too busy writing this blo…. oh.. actually, see ya guys!
- Your Loyal Fan